Taking Jack to the vet then making a stop at the German Delicatessen. Today should be good.

My cat has done that before. It scares me so much.

he legitimately just decided that instead of jumping down from the cabinet, it was best to shove the doorknob when it was at eye level for him. he’s such a creep.

MY CAT JUST PUSHED OPEN MY BEDROOM DOOR BY PRESSING HIS PAW ON THE DOORKNOB

WHAT

My cat, Jack, is such a Peeping Tom. Whenever someone’s in the washroom, whether is be to use the toilet or the shower, he crouches by the entryway and watches through the crack underneath the door.

just tried teaching my cat the time warp and i don’t know why he doesn’t understand it it’s so simple

my mom was talking about her boyfriend with my dad and she said that he likes romance movies and my dad just asked, “is he gay?”

& once my dad called jack, my cat, gay.

what is wrong with him.

cuddling with Jack tonight as I watch Supernatural.

Natalie has been talking to Jack for the past 10 minutes. Like he’ll meow, and she’ll reply.
I’m not even kidding.