hipsophobadon:

tauntedbybears:

alec’s making me a sandwich. im marrying him one day.

Look what I found in the depths of tumblr. And you used to deny ever getting married lulz.

well this is awk.

wow the nerve on this guy

have you accepted alec as your lord and savior

are you satan

hipsophobadon:

Clarissa decided I was a cat in a past life because I’m so full of myself and like when she runs her fingers through me hair. I would make an awesome cat.

go away alec gawsh

So Natalie, Keith, Alec and I went to Denny’s and the waiter came to ask what we wanted and when it was Keith’s turn to order he looked at the menu and said, “I don’t know, if I had a nickel for every time I’ve flipped through this…”

AND I SWEAR HE SAID NIPPLE INSTEAD OF NICKEL

“IF I HAD A NIPPLE FOR EVERY TIME I’VE FLIPPED THROUGH THIS…”

NIPPLE.

went to rio linda to see alec today

and now im chatting with leslie and gabbi

its been good :)

One day I’m going to wake up to the sound of “My Girl” by The Temptations playing and open my eyes to find Alec branding his name on me.

And I will pee everywhere from fright.

When we were walking around Trick-or-Treating, Alec suddenly yelled, “WHEN I SAY ‘HOLLA’, YOU SAY ‘WEENIE.’”

And from that point on, ‘weenie’ was said quite often.

Happy Halloween, everyone!