To all who come to this happy place: Welcome. Disneyland is your land. Here age...– Walt Disney (via daughterofhungryghosts)
People like staring at us in Oregon. Ok.
I’m not gonna be able to take any smelly good stuff on the plane so for the next 5 days or so I’m gonna smell like poop.
Up to 2s. Took forever to put these tapers in since I had the 4s out for a day or so. Ugh, so much work.
Lines are too mainstream, I snort coke in the shape of a pentagram. To open the gates of Hell. It’s a beautiful ritual, really.
Alec: If I ever became blind I would make so many jokes.
Alec: Like if someone tried to pick up a fight
Alec: I'd just say "I don't see what the problem is."
Alec: "I don't see how this is an issue."
p0rtamento: I’m so plain.